Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Major Oops
Suze and me were flipping the stations in between a Scooby Doo marathon on The Cartoon Network at about 3 last nite and saw a news story that made me laugh Doritos out my nose. Miss Teen Louisiana was hanging in some restaurant with some friends and they decided 2 chew and screw. They made it out the door 4 a clean getaway. At least 4 a little while. Then Miss Teen L realized she forgot her purse back at the restaurant. Oops. They decided to go back and get it. When they got there, the police were waiting and arrested them. Problem is they found a baggie of smokable Louisiana-style Fresh Jersey-Grown in the purse. Major oops. She got nabbed 4 chew and screw and possession but basically 4 boneheadery. She lost her Miss Teen L crown, but even worse her bag of smokables.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Did the Doodle
Blogsters and blogettes. U probably checked out the Doodle video I posted a few days ago. Well we didnt wait 2 long to try it out ourselves. Suze and me put whipt cream all over our heads and started throwing Doodles at each other. It was hard at first. Doodles arent made for flight. They tend 2 stop mid air and fall 2 the floor. But once u get the hang of it u can land dozens of Doodles in the cream and once they hit the cream they dont go anywhere.
Suze was the first 2 try eating the Doodles after they landed in her whipt cream. While dipping Doodles in her head she said "Best munchie songs ever." We noodled and Doodled on this 1, and then we cut out stuff like The Candyman by Sammy Davis Jr., and this is our top 10 list:
Lime (in the Coconut) - Harry Nilsson
Ice Cream Man - the Van Halen version
White Castle Blues - the Smithereens
Cheeseburger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffet
Chocolate Salty Balls - the South Park Chef
30,000 Pounds of Bananas - Harry Chapin
Guava Jelly - Bob Markey
Hot Dog and a Shake - David Lee Roth
Alices Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie
Hungry Heart - the Boss
Hey. Hungry Heart isnt about food but its the Boss so it counts.
Yude think the whipt cream would be good on the Doodles but 4 true Doodle hounds theres nothing like pure unadulterated Doodle. We ended up eating the Doodles and using the whipt cream 4 a chaser. Of course Fresh Jersey-Grown was the appetizer and the main course. It goes with just about any food especially when the munchies are in full gear.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Here u Go Doodle Fans
If u r a Doodle hound like me and Reg and Suze, u r going 2 love this video. Plus theres the Asia Heat of the Moment soundtrack, telling u what your heart meant, as tho u needed anything more then the Doodles.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Police Station
Blogsters and blogettes. Hopefully u saw Suze on the 5 oclock news. If not your loss.
Everybody in Sea Views talking about the Satin Strangler. That Destiny Blande girl is still locked up in the police station. The scene there is unreal. Half of Jersey is hanging out trying 2 c the strangler or get on TV.
My cousins cousin on the other side used 2 date this guy Russ who was working in the Oceanview Motel the night Destiny was arrested. He was drinking alone with nobody else. Hey it was a Tuesday. One of the seven best party nights in Sea View. Anyway. Destiny checked in2 the motel. Her green cat eyes reminded him of Miss Hayward his old fourth grade teacher. Doomee eyes that lure u in. Kind of like Reg on X. Just kidding about Reg. Miss Hayward was the one who used 2 wear short skirts and no panties. The boys loved her but she was run out of town by the PTA after bending over 2 pick up an eraser.
Anyway. Russ new rite when he saw Destiny that she was the girl from the marina video. He said she looked like she wanted 2 lay him down and strangle him right there in the lobby of the Oceanview Motel. The boy is tough though. He was in the navy for 2 months and he got a green belt in karate from Tiger Schulmann in AC so there was no way he was backing down from some strangler girl.
Russ called the cops. They stormed the place like a SWAT team, broke down the door where she was staying, and then dragged her out of the room. She was kicking and screaming and wearing nothing but lacy black underwear. Thats not the way it looked on the news but Russ the perv swears thats what he saw. He said she was trying 2 strangle the police rite there in the street.
Russ thinks hell get some kind of award. Who nose if thats true but it makes sense I guess. Thanks 2 him they caught that serial killer. It makes u wonder who wouldve been next and how many more men wouldve been strangled if he didnt call the cops.
Dying 4 a Scooby Snack, so I gotta go.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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Everybody in Sea Views talking about the Satin Strangler. That Destiny Blande girl is still locked up in the police station. The scene there is unreal. Half of Jersey is hanging out trying 2 c the strangler or get on TV.
My cousins cousin on the other side used 2 date this guy Russ who was working in the Oceanview Motel the night Destiny was arrested. He was drinking alone with nobody else. Hey it was a Tuesday. One of the seven best party nights in Sea View. Anyway. Destiny checked in2 the motel. Her green cat eyes reminded him of Miss Hayward his old fourth grade teacher. Doomee eyes that lure u in. Kind of like Reg on X. Just kidding about Reg. Miss Hayward was the one who used 2 wear short skirts and no panties. The boys loved her but she was run out of town by the PTA after bending over 2 pick up an eraser.
Anyway. Russ new rite when he saw Destiny that she was the girl from the marina video. He said she looked like she wanted 2 lay him down and strangle him right there in the lobby of the Oceanview Motel. The boy is tough though. He was in the navy for 2 months and he got a green belt in karate from Tiger Schulmann in AC so there was no way he was backing down from some strangler girl.
Russ called the cops. They stormed the place like a SWAT team, broke down the door where she was staying, and then dragged her out of the room. She was kicking and screaming and wearing nothing but lacy black underwear. Thats not the way it looked on the news but Russ the perv swears thats what he saw. He said she was trying 2 strangle the police rite there in the street.
Russ thinks hell get some kind of award. Who nose if thats true but it makes sense I guess. Thanks 2 him they caught that serial killer. It makes u wonder who wouldve been next and how many more men wouldve been strangled if he didnt call the cops.
Dying 4 a Scooby Snack, so I gotta go.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
Pineapple Express Review
Blogsters and blogettes. It rained all morning in Sea View. 2 wet 4 bottle rocket tag on the beach. Perfect for putting on your wetsuit and snorkeling gear and playing puddle chicken on the Ocean Boulevard median strip. Just a few puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown and we were set 4 the day.
Reg was running to the portajohn all day. Shes been trying to get into some medical study where they give u pot pills 2 treat irritating diarea syndrome. U have 2 have irritating diarea to get in though so shes been chewing ex-lax 4 a week. Im not sure its worth it 4 her but me and Suze r hoping she gets in cuz then she can score us some extra pot pills. We figure she owes us something 4 putting up with her irritating diarea, right?
At midnight me and Suze went 2 Starfish Cinemas 2 c Pineapple Express again. Reg showed up late after taking an on-line test 4 her music appreciation class.
U should definitely check out the new Pineapple Express flick if u havent already or even if u have. Ive seen it 17 times and its better each time. Tonight was in 3D. Actually is wasnt 3D but we were way gonzo and decided 2 bring our 3D glasses from home 2 experience this new epic in its fullest dimension. I highly recommend it. Lets just say that if u enjoy a puff of Jersey-Grown every now and then be4 a flick this is one 4 u.
Anyway. After the movie we walked along the abandoned boardwalk 4 a few more uninterrupted puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown. On the way back there was a big crowd hanging out in front of the police station so we checked it out. Cameras were all over the place. Sea View was majorly on the news.
Channel 2 was about to start filming live. That Priscilla Whats-Her-Face kept pushing her hair out of her eyes and then finally turned 2 let the ocean breeze blow her goldilocks back like in those Sports Illustrated swimsuit videos. U could even hear the wind whistling between her ears. Haha. Her camera bud started counting with his fingers and then she started her report. She said they arrested that Satin Strangler girl rite here in Sea View. Thats the one who has sex AND strangles on the first date. Unreal.
Having a serial murderer in our town would have been total BK (that’s short for buzz kill if your reading this straight), but I kept watching Suze behind the reporter. She was wearing the 3D glasses high on her head like a movie star gone wrong for the TV camera. Her face was beet red from laughing and coughing. She looked like a ginormous lady bug.
Wo I need 2 crash big time. Anyway. Hopefully youll c Suze on the news.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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Reg was running to the portajohn all day. Shes been trying to get into some medical study where they give u pot pills 2 treat irritating diarea syndrome. U have 2 have irritating diarea to get in though so shes been chewing ex-lax 4 a week. Im not sure its worth it 4 her but me and Suze r hoping she gets in cuz then she can score us some extra pot pills. We figure she owes us something 4 putting up with her irritating diarea, right?
At midnight me and Suze went 2 Starfish Cinemas 2 c Pineapple Express again. Reg showed up late after taking an on-line test 4 her music appreciation class.
U should definitely check out the new Pineapple Express flick if u havent already or even if u have. Ive seen it 17 times and its better each time. Tonight was in 3D. Actually is wasnt 3D but we were way gonzo and decided 2 bring our 3D glasses from home 2 experience this new epic in its fullest dimension. I highly recommend it. Lets just say that if u enjoy a puff of Jersey-Grown every now and then be4 a flick this is one 4 u.
Anyway. After the movie we walked along the abandoned boardwalk 4 a few more uninterrupted puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown. On the way back there was a big crowd hanging out in front of the police station so we checked it out. Cameras were all over the place. Sea View was majorly on the news.
Channel 2 was about to start filming live. That Priscilla Whats-Her-Face kept pushing her hair out of her eyes and then finally turned 2 let the ocean breeze blow her goldilocks back like in those Sports Illustrated swimsuit videos. U could even hear the wind whistling between her ears. Haha. Her camera bud started counting with his fingers and then she started her report. She said they arrested that Satin Strangler girl rite here in Sea View. Thats the one who has sex AND strangles on the first date. Unreal.
Having a serial murderer in our town would have been total BK (that’s short for buzz kill if your reading this straight), but I kept watching Suze behind the reporter. She was wearing the 3D glasses high on her head like a movie star gone wrong for the TV camera. Her face was beet red from laughing and coughing. She looked like a ginormous lady bug.
Wo I need 2 crash big time. Anyway. Hopefully youll c Suze on the news.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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Saturday, August 30, 2008
Missing Person
Blogsters and blogettes. Finally got some news 2 report from little old Sea View NJ. Some guy named Edgar Stahl is missing. My friend Reg (alias Regina Fiesta Gal) says Stahl is the demo guy hired 2 tear down the Star of Neptune Ferris wheel on Ocean Park pier. Lots of people r bummed about the Star, plus the papers are saying Stahl was in the hole for few million bucks, so the suspect list started out pretty long.
The police r looking for a woman seen in a security video from the marina where the demo guy docks his boat. Word on the street is that the video gal is the serial killer called the Satin Strangler. The gang down at the Bait and Bagel said the Satin Strangler is on a killing spree, sexing guys up, then strangling them with her stockings. They were pretty in2 it. Mainly the sexing up part.
Reg was gabbing about the Stahl guy while scoring me and Suze a puff of fresh Jersey-Grown. Suze is part 3 of our party sisterhood. Every1 thinks were twins which cant even b true cuz shes 22 and Im 26 plus shes not even Italian.
It was good 2 have Reg around. She ditched us the last few nights. Shes taking some online course on the history of rock music at North American University. Once she scores enough credits she wants to get into a 4 year school with sororities. She wants 2 get a degree in music appreciation. The appreciation part comes from her dad, who played in the Vapor Noodles with my dad back in the day. None of that talent rubbed off on us, but we love partying to good tunes thanks 2 them.
About the Stahl guy. Some New York reporters have been hanging out at Ocean Park pier where he was last seen. They had Regs mom on the news asking her questions. When she got home she ran up 2 Regs room 2 tell us. Fastest she ever moved. She was huffing and puffing. I thought 4 sure shed blow her cookies rite on the shag carpet.
Were going 2 c if the reporters r hanging there again today. Suze just got her boobies done so she looks more like my twin again. Haha. Anyway. Shes trying to get herself on TV 2 start her acting career. Not sure if I want 2 b there in case she decides 2 flash those bad girls for the cameras.
Suze just punched me in the arm for that comment by the way. She better b careful cuz the doctors told her not 2 swing her arms around 4 a couple of weeks or else her new boobies might slide up into her pits. Looks like there halfway up their already. Time 2 hit the “Save” button on this blog be4 she starts punching me again.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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The police r looking for a woman seen in a security video from the marina where the demo guy docks his boat. Word on the street is that the video gal is the serial killer called the Satin Strangler. The gang down at the Bait and Bagel said the Satin Strangler is on a killing spree, sexing guys up, then strangling them with her stockings. They were pretty in2 it. Mainly the sexing up part.
Reg was gabbing about the Stahl guy while scoring me and Suze a puff of fresh Jersey-Grown. Suze is part 3 of our party sisterhood. Every1 thinks were twins which cant even b true cuz shes 22 and Im 26 plus shes not even Italian.
It was good 2 have Reg around. She ditched us the last few nights. Shes taking some online course on the history of rock music at North American University. Once she scores enough credits she wants to get into a 4 year school with sororities. She wants 2 get a degree in music appreciation. The appreciation part comes from her dad, who played in the Vapor Noodles with my dad back in the day. None of that talent rubbed off on us, but we love partying to good tunes thanks 2 them.
About the Stahl guy. Some New York reporters have been hanging out at Ocean Park pier where he was last seen. They had Regs mom on the news asking her questions. When she got home she ran up 2 Regs room 2 tell us. Fastest she ever moved. She was huffing and puffing. I thought 4 sure shed blow her cookies rite on the shag carpet.
Were going 2 c if the reporters r hanging there again today. Suze just got her boobies done so she looks more like my twin again. Haha. Anyway. Shes trying to get herself on TV 2 start her acting career. Not sure if I want 2 b there in case she decides 2 flash those bad girls for the cameras.
Suze just punched me in the arm for that comment by the way. She better b careful cuz the doctors told her not 2 swing her arms around 4 a couple of weeks or else her new boobies might slide up into her pits. Looks like there halfway up their already. Time 2 hit the “Save” button on this blog be4 she starts punching me again.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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