Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Here u Go Doodle Fans
If u r a Doodle hound like me and Reg and Suze, u r going 2 love this video. Plus theres the Asia Heat of the Moment soundtrack, telling u what your heart meant, as tho u needed anything more then the Doodles.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Police Station
Blogsters and blogettes. Hopefully u saw Suze on the 5 oclock news. If not your loss.
Everybody in Sea Views talking about the Satin Strangler. That Destiny Blande girl is still locked up in the police station. The scene there is unreal. Half of Jersey is hanging out trying 2 c the strangler or get on TV.
My cousins cousin on the other side used 2 date this guy Russ who was working in the Oceanview Motel the night Destiny was arrested. He was drinking alone with nobody else. Hey it was a Tuesday. One of the seven best party nights in Sea View. Anyway. Destiny checked in2 the motel. Her green cat eyes reminded him of Miss Hayward his old fourth grade teacher. Doomee eyes that lure u in. Kind of like Reg on X. Just kidding about Reg. Miss Hayward was the one who used 2 wear short skirts and no panties. The boys loved her but she was run out of town by the PTA after bending over 2 pick up an eraser.
Anyway. Russ new rite when he saw Destiny that she was the girl from the marina video. He said she looked like she wanted 2 lay him down and strangle him right there in the lobby of the Oceanview Motel. The boy is tough though. He was in the navy for 2 months and he got a green belt in karate from Tiger Schulmann in AC so there was no way he was backing down from some strangler girl.
Russ called the cops. They stormed the place like a SWAT team, broke down the door where she was staying, and then dragged her out of the room. She was kicking and screaming and wearing nothing but lacy black underwear. Thats not the way it looked on the news but Russ the perv swears thats what he saw. He said she was trying 2 strangle the police rite there in the street.
Russ thinks hell get some kind of award. Who nose if thats true but it makes sense I guess. Thanks 2 him they caught that serial killer. It makes u wonder who wouldve been next and how many more men wouldve been strangled if he didnt call the cops.
Dying 4 a Scooby Snack, so I gotta go.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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This is post #18 in The Satin Strangler Blogs (TSSB).
Everybody in Sea Views talking about the Satin Strangler. That Destiny Blande girl is still locked up in the police station. The scene there is unreal. Half of Jersey is hanging out trying 2 c the strangler or get on TV.
My cousins cousin on the other side used 2 date this guy Russ who was working in the Oceanview Motel the night Destiny was arrested. He was drinking alone with nobody else. Hey it was a Tuesday. One of the seven best party nights in Sea View. Anyway. Destiny checked in2 the motel. Her green cat eyes reminded him of Miss Hayward his old fourth grade teacher. Doomee eyes that lure u in. Kind of like Reg on X. Just kidding about Reg. Miss Hayward was the one who used 2 wear short skirts and no panties. The boys loved her but she was run out of town by the PTA after bending over 2 pick up an eraser.
Anyway. Russ new rite when he saw Destiny that she was the girl from the marina video. He said she looked like she wanted 2 lay him down and strangle him right there in the lobby of the Oceanview Motel. The boy is tough though. He was in the navy for 2 months and he got a green belt in karate from Tiger Schulmann in AC so there was no way he was backing down from some strangler girl.
Russ called the cops. They stormed the place like a SWAT team, broke down the door where she was staying, and then dragged her out of the room. She was kicking and screaming and wearing nothing but lacy black underwear. Thats not the way it looked on the news but Russ the perv swears thats what he saw. He said she was trying 2 strangle the police rite there in the street.
Russ thinks hell get some kind of award. Who nose if thats true but it makes sense I guess. Thanks 2 him they caught that serial killer. It makes u wonder who wouldve been next and how many more men wouldve been strangled if he didnt call the cops.
Dying 4 a Scooby Snack, so I gotta go.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
Pineapple Express Review
Blogsters and blogettes. It rained all morning in Sea View. 2 wet 4 bottle rocket tag on the beach. Perfect for putting on your wetsuit and snorkeling gear and playing puddle chicken on the Ocean Boulevard median strip. Just a few puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown and we were set 4 the day.
Reg was running to the portajohn all day. Shes been trying to get into some medical study where they give u pot pills 2 treat irritating diarea syndrome. U have 2 have irritating diarea to get in though so shes been chewing ex-lax 4 a week. Im not sure its worth it 4 her but me and Suze r hoping she gets in cuz then she can score us some extra pot pills. We figure she owes us something 4 putting up with her irritating diarea, right?
At midnight me and Suze went 2 Starfish Cinemas 2 c Pineapple Express again. Reg showed up late after taking an on-line test 4 her music appreciation class.
U should definitely check out the new Pineapple Express flick if u havent already or even if u have. Ive seen it 17 times and its better each time. Tonight was in 3D. Actually is wasnt 3D but we were way gonzo and decided 2 bring our 3D glasses from home 2 experience this new epic in its fullest dimension. I highly recommend it. Lets just say that if u enjoy a puff of Jersey-Grown every now and then be4 a flick this is one 4 u.
Anyway. After the movie we walked along the abandoned boardwalk 4 a few more uninterrupted puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown. On the way back there was a big crowd hanging out in front of the police station so we checked it out. Cameras were all over the place. Sea View was majorly on the news.
Channel 2 was about to start filming live. That Priscilla Whats-Her-Face kept pushing her hair out of her eyes and then finally turned 2 let the ocean breeze blow her goldilocks back like in those Sports Illustrated swimsuit videos. U could even hear the wind whistling between her ears. Haha. Her camera bud started counting with his fingers and then she started her report. She said they arrested that Satin Strangler girl rite here in Sea View. Thats the one who has sex AND strangles on the first date. Unreal.
Having a serial murderer in our town would have been total BK (that’s short for buzz kill if your reading this straight), but I kept watching Suze behind the reporter. She was wearing the 3D glasses high on her head like a movie star gone wrong for the TV camera. Her face was beet red from laughing and coughing. She looked like a ginormous lady bug.
Wo I need 2 crash big time. Anyway. Hopefully youll c Suze on the news.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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Reg was running to the portajohn all day. Shes been trying to get into some medical study where they give u pot pills 2 treat irritating diarea syndrome. U have 2 have irritating diarea to get in though so shes been chewing ex-lax 4 a week. Im not sure its worth it 4 her but me and Suze r hoping she gets in cuz then she can score us some extra pot pills. We figure she owes us something 4 putting up with her irritating diarea, right?
At midnight me and Suze went 2 Starfish Cinemas 2 c Pineapple Express again. Reg showed up late after taking an on-line test 4 her music appreciation class.
U should definitely check out the new Pineapple Express flick if u havent already or even if u have. Ive seen it 17 times and its better each time. Tonight was in 3D. Actually is wasnt 3D but we were way gonzo and decided 2 bring our 3D glasses from home 2 experience this new epic in its fullest dimension. I highly recommend it. Lets just say that if u enjoy a puff of Jersey-Grown every now and then be4 a flick this is one 4 u.
Anyway. After the movie we walked along the abandoned boardwalk 4 a few more uninterrupted puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown. On the way back there was a big crowd hanging out in front of the police station so we checked it out. Cameras were all over the place. Sea View was majorly on the news.
Channel 2 was about to start filming live. That Priscilla Whats-Her-Face kept pushing her hair out of her eyes and then finally turned 2 let the ocean breeze blow her goldilocks back like in those Sports Illustrated swimsuit videos. U could even hear the wind whistling between her ears. Haha. Her camera bud started counting with his fingers and then she started her report. She said they arrested that Satin Strangler girl rite here in Sea View. Thats the one who has sex AND strangles on the first date. Unreal.
Having a serial murderer in our town would have been total BK (that’s short for buzz kill if your reading this straight), but I kept watching Suze behind the reporter. She was wearing the 3D glasses high on her head like a movie star gone wrong for the TV camera. Her face was beet red from laughing and coughing. She looked like a ginormous lady bug.
Wo I need 2 crash big time. Anyway. Hopefully youll c Suze on the news.
Thats all I got 4 now. Later.
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