Richie Wins Watermelon Eating Contest

Yesterday was the big 4th of July celebration down at Ocean Park Amusement Pier. Me and Suze and her brother Richie hung out at the pier pretty much all day, except 4 when we snuck down under the boardwalk 4 some puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown. Me and Suze kept it pretty lite on the Jersey-Grown, but Richie went 2 town on it. Rite when we were running low on Doritos and those cheezy curly things Suze always loads up on, they started the annual watermelon eating contest. Me and Suze wanted 2 have nothing 2 do with it, but Richie was munchie craving big time and signed up. Richie went against some humongo guy from Hoboken who ate a plate of cheezy fries and a funnel cake while waiting 4 the contest 2 start, a few college looking crew cut drunken boys, and Psycho Balloon Man who shows up every year 4 the free watermelon. It looked like Richie was doomed, but somehow he pulled off a watermelon miracle on the boardwalk. It looked something like this dude in the video. Thats all I got 4 now. Later.