Boss Crotch

Check it out. Heres the video showing the Boss sliding crotch first in2 the camera at the Super Bowl on Sunday during the halftime show. Thats NJ crotch royalty Boss style.

Springsteen at the Super Bowl

Blogsters and blogettes. bI usually dont watch the Super Bowl but this year me and Suze went down 2 the Bait and Bagel 2 hang with the regulars 4 the halftime show. We passed around a hat 2 place bets on what The Boss was going 2 play. We got the idea from Amy B who told us they bet more than 800 million in Vegas on what the set would be. We didnt have that kind of cash of course so we just put in whatever we could. The Boss was of course awesome. Nuf said. I won the bet. I picked their Tenth Avenue Freeze out anthem, the Born 2 Run no-brainer, and Working on a Dream. I was wrong with Thunder Road and I missed Glory Days. The boys all picked Jungle Land and Rosalita but there 2 long to play at the Super Bowl and Suze picked Jersey Girl only because it reminds her of her fantasy love affair with the Boss himself where Bruce sings to her on the boardwalk in Sea View. I was totally stoked 2 win the bet til the hat was passed back 2 me. In addition 2 my 2 rolling papers there was a quarter, half a bagel minus a bite, two breath mints, three pieces of colored sea glass, and a used movie ticket stub from Bride Wars. Never would have put up the two rolling papers if I new what I was betting against. Thats all I got 4 now. Later.

Plane on the Hudson

Blogsters and blogettes. Me and Suze had the weirdest experience yesterday. We polished off a couple of fresh Jersey-Grown monster stogies and were riding out an epic buzz. Suze turned on the TV and plopped down on the sofa with a few family packs of Doritos and a Yahoo 6-pack. She was digging in2 the bags, switching between classic nacho cheese, cool ranch, spicy nacho, blazin buffalo and ranch, tailgater BBQ, and black pepper jack tortilla. Then all of a sudden her crunching stopped. I asked her what was wrong and she was just pointing 2 the TV with her mouth wide open. On the screen was a picture of an airplane with all the passengers standing on the wings, and the caption at the bottom read "Plane Lands on Hudson." I sat next 2 her for a second and tried 2 decide if I was tripping or what. Suze gave up closed her eyes and dropped down on the sofa in a fetal position. I took the Jersey-Grown ziplock bag on the coffee table, zipped it closed, and flushed it down the toilet. We havent told anyone about what happened but I figured Id write it down here. We havent smoked any Jersey-Grown since then. This is now the longest sustained BK that we have endured this year. We may smoke again 2night but we may try 2 go cold turkey 4 more than 24 hours. Luckily when I thought I was flushing the Jersey-Grown down the toilet yesterday I was really putting it in the hamper. I found it today when I went 2 grab a pair of jeans 4 today. Thats all I got 4 now. Later.

Major Oops

Suze and me were flipping the stations in between a Scooby Doo marathon on The Cartoon Network at about 3 last nite and saw a news story that made me laugh Doritos out my nose. Miss Teen Louisiana was hanging in some restaurant with some friends and they decided 2 chew and screw. They made it out the door 4 a clean getaway. At least 4 a little while. Then Miss Teen L realized she forgot her purse back at the restaurant. Oops. They decided to go back and get it. When they got there, the police were waiting and arrested them. Problem is they found a baggie of smokable Louisiana-style Fresh Jersey-Grown in the purse. Major oops. She got nabbed 4 chew and screw and possession but basically 4 boneheadery. She lost her Miss Teen L crown, but even worse her bag of smokables.

Did the Doodle

Blogsters and blogettes. U probably checked out the Doodle video I posted a few days ago. Well we didnt wait 2 long to try it out ourselves. Suze and me put whipt cream all over our heads and started throwing Doodles at each other. It was hard at first. Doodles arent made for flight. They tend 2 stop mid air and fall 2 the floor. But once u get the hang of it u can land dozens of Doodles in the cream and once they hit the cream they dont go anywhere. Suze was the first 2 try eating the Doodles after they landed in her whipt cream. While dipping Doodles in her head she said "Best munchie songs ever." We noodled and Doodled on this 1, and then we cut out stuff like The Candyman by Sammy Davis Jr., and this is our top 10 list: Lime (in the Coconut) - Harry Nilsson Ice Cream Man - the Van Halen version White Castle Blues - the Smithereens Cheeseburger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffet Chocolate Salty Balls - the South Park Chef 30,000 Pounds of Bananas - Harry Chapin Guava Jelly - Bob Markey Hot Dog and a Shake - David Lee Roth Alices Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie Hungry Heart - the Boss Hey. Hungry Heart isnt about food but its the Boss so it counts. Yude think the whipt cream would be good on the Doodles but 4 true Doodle hounds theres nothing like pure unadulterated Doodle. We ended up eating the Doodles and using the whipt cream 4 a chaser. Of course Fresh Jersey-Grown was the appetizer and the main course. It goes with just about any food especially when the munchies are in full gear. Thats all I got 4 now. Later.

Here u Go Doodle Fans

If u r a Doodle hound like me and Reg and Suze, u r going 2 love this video. Plus theres the Asia Heat of the Moment soundtrack, telling u what your heart meant, as tho u needed anything more then the Doodles.

Happy Birthday Bruce!

Today is Bruce Springsteens 59th birthday but u already new that.