Plane on the Hudson

Blogsters and blogettes. Me and Suze had the weirdest experience yesterday. We polished off a couple of fresh Jersey-Grown monster stogies and were riding out an epic buzz. Suze turned on the TV and plopped down on the sofa with a few family packs of Doritos and a Yahoo 6-pack. She was digging in2 the bags, switching between classic nacho cheese, cool ranch, spicy nacho, blazin buffalo and ranch, tailgater BBQ, and black pepper jack tortilla. Then all of a sudden her crunching stopped. I asked her what was wrong and she was just pointing 2 the TV with her mouth wide open. On the screen was a picture of an airplane with all the passengers standing on the wings, and the caption at the bottom read "Plane Lands on Hudson." I sat next 2 her for a second and tried 2 decide if I was tripping or what. Suze gave up closed her eyes and dropped down on the sofa in a fetal position. I took the Jersey-Grown ziplock bag on the coffee table, zipped it closed, and flushed it down the toilet. We havent told anyone about what happened but I figured Id write it down here. We havent smoked any Jersey-Grown since then. This is now the longest sustained BK that we have endured this year. We may smoke again 2night but we may try 2 go cold turkey 4 more than 24 hours. Luckily when I thought I was flushing the Jersey-Grown down the toilet yesterday I was really putting it in the hamper. I found it today when I went 2 grab a pair of jeans 4 today. Thats all I got 4 now. Later.

Major Oops

Suze and me were flipping the stations in between a Scooby Doo marathon on The Cartoon Network at about 3 last nite and saw a news story that made me laugh Doritos out my nose. Miss Teen Louisiana was hanging in some restaurant with some friends and they decided 2 chew and screw. They made it out the door 4 a clean getaway. At least 4 a little while. Then Miss Teen L realized she forgot her purse back at the restaurant. Oops. They decided to go back and get it. When they got there, the police were waiting and arrested them. Problem is they found a baggie of smokable Louisiana-style Fresh Jersey-Grown in the purse. Major oops. She got nabbed 4 chew and screw and possession but basically 4 boneheadery. She lost her Miss Teen L crown, but even worse her bag of smokables.

Did the Doodle

Blogsters and blogettes. U probably checked out the Doodle video I posted a few days ago. Well we didnt wait 2 long to try it out ourselves. Suze and me put whipt cream all over our heads and started throwing Doodles at each other. It was hard at first. Doodles arent made for flight. They tend 2 stop mid air and fall 2 the floor. But once u get the hang of it u can land dozens of Doodles in the cream and once they hit the cream they dont go anywhere. Suze was the first 2 try eating the Doodles after they landed in her whipt cream. While dipping Doodles in her head she said "Best munchie songs ever." We noodled and Doodled on this 1, and then we cut out stuff like The Candyman by Sammy Davis Jr., and this is our top 10 list: Lime (in the Coconut) - Harry Nilsson Ice Cream Man - the Van Halen version White Castle Blues - the Smithereens Cheeseburger in Paradise - Jimmy Buffet Chocolate Salty Balls - the South Park Chef 30,000 Pounds of Bananas - Harry Chapin Guava Jelly - Bob Markey Hot Dog and a Shake - David Lee Roth Alices Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie Hungry Heart - the Boss Hey. Hungry Heart isnt about food but its the Boss so it counts. Yude think the whipt cream would be good on the Doodles but 4 true Doodle hounds theres nothing like pure unadulterated Doodle. We ended up eating the Doodles and using the whipt cream 4 a chaser. Of course Fresh Jersey-Grown was the appetizer and the main course. It goes with just about any food especially when the munchies are in full gear. Thats all I got 4 now. Later.

Here u Go Doodle Fans

If u r a Doodle hound like me and Reg and Suze, u r going 2 love this video. Plus theres the Asia Heat of the Moment soundtrack, telling u what your heart meant, as tho u needed anything more then the Doodles.

Happy Birthday Bruce!

Today is Bruce Springsteens 59th birthday but u already new that.

Police Station

Blogsters and blogettes. Hopefully u saw Suze on the 5 oclock news. If not your loss.

Everybody in Sea Views talking about the Satin Strangler. That Destiny Blande girl is still locked up in the police station. The scene there is unreal. Half of Jersey is hanging out trying 2 c the strangler or get on TV.

My cousins cousin on the other side used 2 date this guy Russ who was working in the Oceanview Motel the night Destiny was arrested. He was drinking alone with nobody else. Hey it was a Tuesday. One of the seven best party nights in Sea View. Anyway. Destiny checked in2 the motel. Her green cat eyes reminded him of Miss Hayward his old fourth grade teacher. Doomee eyes that lure u in. Kind of like Reg on X. Just kidding about Reg. Miss Hayward was the one who used 2 wear short skirts and no panties. The boys loved her but she was run out of town by the PTA after bending over 2 pick up an eraser.

Anyway. Russ new rite when he saw Destiny that she was the girl from the marina video. He said she looked like she wanted 2 lay him down and strangle him right there in the lobby of the Oceanview Motel. The boy is tough though. He was in the navy for 2 months and he got a green belt in karate from Tiger Schulmann in AC so there was no way he was backing down from some strangler girl.

Russ called the cops. They stormed the place like a SWAT team, broke down the door where she was staying, and then dragged her out of the room. She was kicking and screaming and wearing nothing but lacy black underwear. Thats not the way it looked on the news but Russ the perv swears thats what he saw. He said she was trying 2 strangle the police rite there in the street.

Russ thinks hell get some kind of award. Who nose if thats true but it makes sense I guess. Thanks 2 him they caught that serial killer. It makes u wonder who wouldve been next and how many more men wouldve been strangled if he didnt call the cops.

Dying 4 a Scooby Snack, so I gotta go.

Thats all I got 4 now. Later.

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Pineapple Express Review

Blogsters and blogettes. It rained all morning in Sea View. 2 wet 4 bottle rocket tag on the beach. Perfect for putting on your wetsuit and snorkeling gear and playing puddle chicken on the Ocean Boulevard median strip. Just a few puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown and we were set 4 the day.

Reg was running to the portajohn all day. Shes been trying to get into some medical study where they give u pot pills 2 treat irritating diarea syndrome. U have 2 have irritating diarea to get in though so shes been chewing ex-lax 4 a week. Im not sure its worth it 4 her but me and Suze r hoping she gets in cuz then she can score us some extra pot pills. We figure she owes us something 4 putting up with her irritating diarea, right?

At midnight me and Suze went 2 Starfish Cinemas 2 c Pineapple Express again. Reg showed up late after taking an on-line test 4 her music appreciation class.

U should definitely check out the new Pineapple Express flick if u havent already or even if u have. Ive seen it 17 times and its better each time. Tonight was in 3D. Actually is wasnt 3D but we were way gonzo and decided 2 bring our 3D glasses from home 2 experience this new epic in its fullest dimension. I highly recommend it. Lets just say that if u enjoy a puff of Jersey-Grown every now and then be4 a flick this is one 4 u.

Anyway. After the movie we walked along the abandoned boardwalk 4 a few more uninterrupted puffs of fresh Jersey-Grown. On the way back there was a big crowd hanging out in front of the police station so we checked it out. Cameras were all over the place. Sea View was majorly on the news.

Channel 2 was about to start filming live. That Priscilla Whats-Her-Face kept pushing her hair out of her eyes and then finally turned 2 let the ocean breeze blow her goldilocks back like in those Sports Illustrated swimsuit videos. U could even hear the wind whistling between her ears. Haha. Her camera bud started counting with his fingers and then she started her report. She said they arrested that Satin Strangler girl rite here in Sea View. Thats the one who has sex AND strangles on the first date. Unreal.

Having a serial murderer in our town would have been total BK (that’s short for buzz kill if your reading this straight), but I kept watching Suze behind the reporter. She was wearing the 3D glasses high on her head like a movie star gone wrong for the TV camera. Her face was beet red from laughing and coughing. She looked like a ginormous lady bug.

Wo I need 2 crash big time. Anyway. Hopefully youll c Suze on the news.

Thats all I got 4 now. Later.

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